(inane musings on daily life)

Except 26, which Kristeen already asked, and which is the only one I’m posting by itself because it’s hilarious. (If you don’t remember my rant on things I hate, you can find it on your own.)

1. Shoe Size: 11
2. Sexual Orientation: I like the men
3. Do you Smoke? nope.
4. Do you Drink? Sometimes. I like wine.
5. Do you Take Drugs? do I TAKE drugs? yes. Like ibuprofen. Do I DO drugs? no.
6. Age you get mistaken for: When I was 18, someone swore I was 30. Generally, people are pretty spot on nowadays. I usually get 22-27.
7. Have Tattoos? Five. Want photos? Ask.
8. Want any tattoos? I would LOVE to get the elements signs on my wrist, like Lee Loo in The Fifth Element… But I will never get a wrist tattoo, and that is the only place to get that one. I think I’m all tattoo’d out.
9. Got any Piercings? 6 in my right ear, 4 in my left. I only wear three in each, however.
10. Want any piercings? Piercings are not really my thing.
11. Best friend? Yes. I have the best friends a girl can ask for.
12. Relationship status: Single
13. Biggest turn ons: Smile, sense of humor, being a nerd, men holding babies or puppies, hands, butt.
14. Biggest turn offs: Douchebaggery, not wanting children
15. Favorite Movie: Pride & Prejudice, How to Train Your Dragon, The Replacements
16. I’ll love you if: you are yourself
17. Someone you miss: my Grandma
18. Most traumatic experience: When I was six, a bird flew into the bedroom window, broke it, and tried to eat my Teddy. Okay, maybe it wasn’t trying to eat my teddy, but at the time, and being six years old, I assumed it was. I am now terrified of birds. My car accident in 2008 was pretty traumatizing too, because no one in my family had their phones on, so I had to call my brother at work, and I was crying… poor thing had to deal with me
19. A fact about your personality: I am awesome.
20. What I hate most about myself: I’m kind of a slob.
21. What I love most about myself: I’m awesome.
22. What I want to be when I get older: A teacher. Oh wait, I ALREADY AM.
23. My relationship with my sibling(s): Decent. My brother is pretty awesome.
24. My relationship with my parents: Love them to bits and pieces.
25. My idea of a perfect date: Dinner and a walk, etc. Something romantic.
26. My biggest pet peeves: See Kristeen’s ask…
27. A description of the girl/boy I like: is adorable and a nerd and has the best laugh
28. A description of the person I dislike the most: a douchebag? No one specific person comes to mind, just douchebags.
29. A reason I’ve lied to a friend: Help her feel better about a situation.
30. What I hate the most about school: Time-wasting assignments that don’t teach you anything.
31. What my last text message says: TO me: “I’ll see you this week!” and FROM me: “Apartment hunting with mom on Tues/Weds… maybe Thurs/Fri”
32. What words upset me the most: “Retarded,” “faggot,” and “that’s so gay.”
33. What words make me the best about myself: PUPPIES!!!
34. A wish that I’ve wished for repeatedly on 11:11: A  teaching job. Hmmm… looks like I need a new wish.
35. What I find attractive in boys: didn’t we go over this? hands, butt, smile, holding babies or puppies, sense of humor
36. Where I would like to live: in Minnesota. (Win!)
37. One of my insecurities: My thunder thighs
38. My childhood career choice: Kindergarten teacher. I’ll get there soon…
39. My favorite ice cream: Peppermint BonBon or Cotton Candy
40. Who I wish I could be: Florence Welch - her voice… AMAZING
41. Where I want to be right now: Moved into my new apartment in St Paul decorating.
42. The last thing I ate: Currently eating homemade nachos (tortilla chips and shredded taco cheese melted for 43 seconds in the microwave)
43. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately: Edward Norton
44. A random fact about anything: A Boeing 747’s wingspan is longer than the Wright Brothers’ first flight.